Trumpet

My wife was in California for a week, so I turned on the TV and watched all the stuff I'd been hoarding - a sickening amount sports, including UFC - which isn't really allowed when she's around unless I wanna put up with incessant eye-rolling and her sleeping on her side facing the wall for three nights.

Then I watched deliciously nauseating political and historical documentaries, including one on Caligula that everyone should eventually see. Or not.

The spoiled narcissistic, hedonistic, crybaby, poor-little-rich-kid brat is such a classic Cake-Eating-Pretty-Boy-Weakling-Bully, it's sorta sad...